Once upon a time, there lived three little pigs, of the American Mule Foot variety, named Mr. Lucky Heartnose, Tiny, and Thunder Bumper.
Soon after their weaning from their mother’s teat, they were relocated to a beautiful place, a magical place. A place called The Ozark House.
They live in a little shack just perfect for them, with plenty of nice soft straw to lay on, and a gob of mud in their little yard to roll in, which is an essential detail for all piggy homes .
Of course, these three little pigs have plenty to stuff their bellies. Along with a healthy helping of cracked corn, the Mule Foot princes eat tons of table scraps like old bananas, oranges, pancakes, carrots, and moldy bread. It is difficult to say that these piggies have a hard knock life with a feast like this every day.
Now, not everyone loves these three little pigs as much as their owners do. One particular member of The Ozark House was a bit jealous of the new attention that the piglets were receiving. He slinked and he sulked outside of the gate, looking on as the pigs gobbled up their food as well as the spotlight. Who could be so green with envy over the lovable swine? Only a cat could feel this way. Only The Whiz.
Though the other animals don’t feel as much jealousy for the piggies as The Whiz does, they could probably say quite honestly that they don’t much care about the new members at all, but are more preoccupied with filling their bellies more than anything else.
But all in all, days at The Ozark House have been quite pleasant for Thunder Bumper, Mr. Lucky Heartnose, and Tiny. Even with the cat’s eyes always on them, they are still able to live freely and contentedly in their little shack near the woods.
Until next time at The Ozark House.
Hope you have a wonderful, and meaningful day. Happy March 1st!
~ Adrienne Rene’